Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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