If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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