I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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