pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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