are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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