Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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