Are we in a gay sports bar?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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