My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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