her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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