yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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