I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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