The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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