Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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