Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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