im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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