there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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