So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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