I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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