so let's talk penis.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I want a musical about memes.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
