The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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