love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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