the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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