Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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