Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
vagina is talking i cant
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Vodka?
Forever.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
