love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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