Me. At least after what I've been through.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
