I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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