He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
