he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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