I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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