We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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