When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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