one might say we're banned from that church
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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