So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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