I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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