yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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