wakey wakey hands off snakey
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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