bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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