Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You took a bar mat shot.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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