plz talk dirty to me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
