There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
