If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
