People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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