It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
