I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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