scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
