I must be too annoying 4 u.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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