hotel room ftw
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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