We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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