just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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