My room smells like vodka and shame
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Randomize
