My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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