Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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