so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the day after is always just damage control
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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